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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and, if you ask me, all of these amazing ugly Christmas sweaters are simply striking. Whether you're looking to be the clown in family photos or headed to an ugly sweater themed event, deck yourself out with any of these options and you're sure to steal the show.

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Turns out Blizzard Bay pretty much owns the ugly Christmas sweater game these days. From dogs to tacos, dinosaurs to UFOs, this clothing line has something for everyone. Check out their entire store here to get a real feel for everything they have to offer.


 

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This National Lampoon themed sweater is the perfect choice for parties this year since their classic Christmas Vacation movie just celebrated its 30th anniversary. Covered with all the best relics from the Christmas classic including the Jelly of the Month Club, Snots the dog and glass moose mug, this treasure is sure to be the center of attention this holiday season.

Looking to deliver a more straightforward Christmas Vacation message? This Shitter's Full ugly sweater is guaranteed to do just that.


 

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To be fair, not all "ugly" sweaters are actually ugly but this one sure is! With a realistic chest hair design (that goes all the way to the other side of the sweatshirt where it turns into back hair) and printed holiday baubles that add to the cheer, I think it's safe to say that you won't have to worry about showing up in the same sweater as someone else.


 

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This particular sweater is tacky in and of itself but comes with an attachable Santa Jack in the Box that takes it to a whole other level. If this particular option doesn't tickle your fancy, you may take a liking to this 3D T-Rex Sweater with front AND back attachments that will instantly transform you into a real party animal.


 

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So, technically, I don't think The Big Lebowski really has anything to do with Christmas but that doesn't mean you can't represent the Dude once the holidays roll around. But that's like, my opinion, man.


 

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I absolutely love this sweater because it's punny, has a simple design and, best of all, it really lights up! The lights change colors, fade, and blink and the sweater is perfectly lined so the wires aren't right against your skin. Plus the battery pack is small and has its own pocket so you can stay festive and fuss-free all night long.


 

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Nothing says Christmas like some good old fashioned Natty Light! Tipsy Elves is another fantastic company focused on bringing you only the best ugly Christmas sweaters like this one with a functional bottle opener and this classic gaudy garland option. Browse all they have to offer here - you'll be glad that you did.


 

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Last but not least: if all else fails, or if you're a bit of a Scrooge that doesn't have any interest in purchasing an ugly Christmas sweater, I think showing up with your own "Best Ugly Christmas Sweater" ribbon on whatever shirt you're wearing is totally acceptable (and a pretty clever workaround).

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