Everyone Wants Something Cheap.

Happy anniversary today. The world's 1st ‘Classified Ad’ appeared in “The Times of London” 125 years ago today in 1886.

Some of us use Criagslist, some surf garage sales. For those looking for something special -- at a bargain price -- check out these "seen in the classifieds."

• “Used Tombstone. Perfect for someone named Homer Hendel-Bergen-Heinzel. One Only.”

• “Turkey For Sale. Partially eaten. Only 8-days-old. Both drumsticks still intact. $23.”

• “Full Size Mattress. Royal Tonic. 20 year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell. $40.”

• “Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.”

• “Human skull. Used once only. $200 OBO.”

• “White trash compactor. Looks like new. Asking $225.”

• “Honda Civic ‘96. AM/FM/CD. Low miles. Good condition. Speaks Spanish.”

• “China cabinet, buffet, hutch. Solid pine. A few cat scratches ... but cat has been killed. $700.