Netflix Expands Service, Excessive Binging Into 130 More Countries

Millions across the world have be waiting for their chance to share in the glory of Netflix.

On Wednesday, they got that opportunity as Netflix expanded its global reach into 130 more countries for a total of over 190.

Now the rest of the world can join in on the false sense of accomplishment, poor muscle tone and increased risk of blood clots that comes along with Netflix binging.

Don't get me wrong. I'm a big Netflix fan. I can't wait for the next season of House of Cards. I think Jessica Jones is the best thing I've seen from Marvel in a long time and I'm currently watching Making a Murderer...so we'll talk about that later.

I don't consider myself to be a Netflix binger, but I wish I was. I would gladly join the ranks of those who own the prestigious title if I could justify the time it takes to earn the name. Instead, I enjoy a few shows and movies in exchange for a little less sleep.

For those who watch too many zombies on Netflix and are convinced that the zombie takeover is real, I have news for you. You're right.

That glassy-eyed look bingers get as they enter their third straight show on Netflix is no different than that of a zombie. It is the brain's insatiable thirst for more entertainment that instinctively drives bingers to Netflix.

World, accept your fate. You will all soon be Netflix-binging zombies just like us.