Long-term winter weather forecasts are coming out now, but none of them will be quite as accurate as this one.

Farmers' Almanac says a "polar coaster" is coming to Michigan this winter, but Brad Panovich, Chief Meteorologist at WCNC, the NBC affiliate in Charlotte, is not impressed.

Brad put together his own "useless and unscientific" forecast. He has some familiarity with Michigan winters since he spent time as a meteorologist at the FOX affiliate in Cadillac, Michigan. Then again, he did go to Ohio State, so maybe he doesn't know what he's talking about.

From "bread and milk scares" to "snows with too much media coverage," enjoy this graphic before our "four months of clouds" kick in.