The X-Factor premieres September 21st, tonight, on FOX. What else is on TV that I usually watch.  I have no idea because I don't care.  All I want to see is Simon Cowell!  Simon, I have missed you so much.  Wednesday night will be our time together, okay?  I know I'm not the only girl in America who feels this way. What is it about you?  The twinkle in the eye, the charisma, the suggestive smile.  Simon I know whatever you're going to do on X-Factor will be original, just like you.  I can hardly wait to see what you have cooked up!  Just hours away and it's you and me.