Ring From Failed Engagement Comes With Epic Sales Pitch
"Feel like you should propose to your baby momma but aren’t sure you’re ready for commitment?"
Then this is the ring for you.
The ring posted for sale on Facebook's Byron Center Online Garage Sale offers would-be buyers a chance to "make the same mistake for just $1,000."
The ring "has experience in failed relationships" but after over a decade of "nothing but time sitting in a box to ponder over its failures, it should be wiser."
Feel like you should propose to your baby momma but aren’t sure you’re ready for commitment?
You wanna do things the “right” way, but afraid she’s gonna realize you’re never going to grow up and end up calling it off?
Well then do I have the ring for you!
This particular ring has been there, done that. Though it has experience in failed relationships , it is said that through experience we grow wiser, it being over a decade old and having nothing but time sitting in a box to ponder over its failures, it should be wiser.
Originally purchased at A jewelry store for a “good chunk of change “( his words not mine) you can make the same mistake for just $1000 or any reasonable offer will probably do the trick.
Who knows, maybe you’ll have better luck and still play it safe with your paycheck!
But really, I hope she says yes.
… Unless you buy a different ring. Then you’re a reckless decision maker and probably deserve it.
In all seriousness trying to sell the ring and use the money for Christmas gifts for the kids he left behind.
I’m posting this for a friend.
The post has earned a lot of fans on Facebook and a least a couple of inquiries about the ring.