Bad Hair, Good Price

Andy and I were talking about hair today....how Jennifer Aniston hated her famous hairstyle called the Rachel. That led us to talking about hair in general, and how Proctor and Gamble has a one million dollar insurance policy covering football player Troy Palamalu's long hair. That, in turn, led us to talking about insuring various body parts.

Gene Simmons' famous tongue is insured for one million.
Bruce Springsteen’s voice is covered to the tune of $6 million. America Ferrera’s smile was insured for $10 million. Dolly Parton's 40 DDs are insured for $600,000.

And here’s one insurance policy that was flat out refused: Paul Oldfield, a “flatulist” who produces classics such as “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” with his farts asked for coverage in case his talent should ever escape him – permanently. Lloyd’s of London said no.