2-Year-Old Is Alarmingly Super Chill in a Bounce House
Toddler plus bounce house equals one crazed kid, right? Well, not always.
Yeah, that's an equation even people without kids know, but one two-year-old has thrown the formula out the window. Watch as this little tyke jumps in a bounce house, but not with the expected fervor and lathered lungs of most kids his age. No, instead, he's just bopping up and down with his hands in his pockets, keeping totally cool.
He isn't exactly brooding and chicks dig guys who can maintain their composure, so we'd love to get a look at him on the playground. You just know he doesn't run up to kick the kickball -- he slowly approaches it and gives a little nudge.
The only thing that's missing here is Alanis Morissette's "Hand In My Pocket" playing underneath. That'd just be too perfect.
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