I'm not even talking about dieting when I say the recommended daily allowance of calories is two-thousand.

Okay, that sounds about right, because you're trying to watch your weight and you want to stay healthy.  But, but have you ever tried to stick to only two-thousand calories a day? It's not too easy when you see what a two-thousand calorie diet looks like.  Take a look.

Okay, bring on the celery.