Have You Seen My Fish? I Want it Back!

Where are Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson when you need them?

Okay, I get that there is no "deadly necklace," a 'woman in green," or even a "spider woman," but someone did steal a fish from the Blind Squirrel Tavern in Freemont, Michigan, so we need to get it returned safe and sound.

Welcome to "The Case of the Blind Squirrel Fish."

The mystery is, Sherlock, who, and why would anyone want to steal a fish especially since it's mounted and displayed, and old?

This is a disaster for the Blind Squirrel Tavern. The fish, not sure it it has, or ever has had, a name, but it's been a part of the tavern for 15-years. It has been strategically located on the shelf between the women’s and men’s restrooms, a primo spot. It is big, brown with a large mouth. Sounds lovely. But it's missing!

 👇 BELOW: THIS IS THE MOST COMMON FISH IN MICHIGAN! 👇

Over this past weekend, the tavern said the someone may have "borrowed" it, and they are hoping for it's safe return.

Well, this, of course, is elementary my dear tavern. Someone obviously wanted to say they caught this whopper of a fish so he could brag to all his buddies right after he said, "here, hold my beer!"

All we have to do is find a fisherman, or could be a woman, with low in self esteem, and in need of an ego boost.

This fish, let's call it Flounder, has been such a part of the tavern that many patrons are now crying in their beer.

It really is a sad state of affairs because people are now afraid to go the the bathroom. They fear they may be next!