Honest Reporter Is Livid There Are No Black Friday Lines
All those long lines can drive you mad on Black Friday, but you know what can drive you even more bonkers? No lines at all.
Woman Drives 20 Minutes Knowing Ginormous Spider Is In Her Car
This isn't the type of passenger who should get a ride with you.
Poll: Americans Shudder at Thought of Talking Politics on Thanksgiving
When it comes time to talk turkey this Thanksgiving, you may want to make sure you *only* talk turkey.
Man Finds Car 20 Years After Forgetting Where It Was Parked
Let this be a lesson to you when you're wandering around the mall parking lot after you wrapped up your Black Friday shopping.
These Are 2017’s Best Cities for Halloween
Looking for the best place to maximize your Halloween fun?
Dog With World’s Longest Tongue Is Utterly Wagtastic
This pooch is tongues of fun.
Boy Swallows Party Horn, Toots Every Time He Breathes
This kid is the life of the party.
Groom Saves Drowning Boy, Wedding Photographer Captures the Drama
This may be the only time it's acceptable for someone to steal the bride's thunder.
‘Ventriloquist’ Dad Uses Bewildered Baby As a Dummy
This kid isn't quite ready for show business.
Lightning Strikes 15 Feet From Where Fearless Man Is Recording
They say lightning strikes twice. You just don't expect it to happen this close to you.
#BacktoSchoolComplaints Will Make You Long for Summer Vacation
The kids are going back to school, but they aren't the only ones unhappy about that.
Couple Names Baby ‘Eclipse’ in Honor of Historic Celestial Event
These new parents really got into the spirit of Monday's eclipse.