This is hysterical.  What some people won't do.

While grocery shopping last Thursday, Pennsylvania resident Brian McDaniel decided he wanted to chow down on some shrimp.

Instead of paying for them like your typical consumer, heallegedly shoved the bag down his pants and tried to saunter out of the store.

Unfortunately for 37-year-old McDaniel, a security guard spotted him in the act and attempted to stop him on his way out. In an effort to keep his shrimp, McDaniel assaulted the guard. He now faces assault and robbery charges and is currently held on bail for $10,000.

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