They're really struggling for ideas this Christmas, aren't they?

Behold, the chicken log. Nope, not the same as a yule log. Not even close.

It's made of 100% recycled materials (thank GOD - we thought it was made out of chicken) and only costs $18.99, which includes shipping. It's made with the same 11 herbs and spices that their delicious chicken is made out of, so make sure you store it away from pets. And yourself.

They DO warn you, though, not to stick your face in the fire to smell the fried chicken, and that it MAY attract bears (or anybody else who wants fried chicken).

No joke - we wanna get this and burn it, just to watch our dog try and figure it out.