With the Powerball Jackpot at almost 100 million dollars, I think I'll wage a dollar or two. Odds of winning are ridiculous, but you can't win if you don't play. I'm sure that guy in Kalamazoo doesn't regret the dollar he spent last week on Mega Millions that earned him 27 million dollars. I'll gladly make that trade. Two bucks for 100 million...sure. Our friends at CNN say I'd get more of a thrill by letting that two bucks escape at high speed out my car's window.
What do they know.

Someone has to win...why not me.