This New “Thanksgiving Donut” Sounds Like My Own Personal Nightmare
I am one of those people. You know the ones, the ones that don’t like their food to touch on their plate? I take it a step further and also only eat one thing at a time: vegetable, then bread, then meat. I can’t mix the flavors. It’s weirds me out. So, this new donut being offered for Thanksgiving by a New York bakery makes my skin crawl. What’s in it? Find out after the jump.
This “donut”, if you can call it that, is in honor of what the bakery is calling “Thanksgivukkah 2013″, which means that Thanksgiving and Hanukkah are falling on the same day this year. Because the traditional food of Hanukkah is the donut, they’ve decided to fill a pumpkin flavored donut with all of your Thanksgiving favorites. Seriously. This donut is stuffed with turkey, cranberry sauce, and gravy. Vomit.
They are also selling one that sounds slightly less vomit inducing. It’s a sweet potato donut filled with toasted marshmallow filling. If I liked sweet potatoes, that would probably be pretty tasty.