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Monday Morning Fun With a Monday Morning Pun

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I’m a sucker for quick, one liner type jokes and puns.  I love them…they make me laugh…they make me happy.  They’re groaners and “laughers,” I know, but they always put a smile on my face.  And, on a Monday morning, I would say a smile-on-your-face is a good thing.

Here are some “smiles” for you.

-I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
-The book of incantations was useless. The author had failed to run a spell check.
-I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.
-I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
-We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn’t even afford to pay attention.
-My job at the concrete plant seems to get harder and harder.
-I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.
-When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
-I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
-Police were called to a day-care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
-Tennis players don’t marry because Love means nothing to them.
-The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.

Happy Monday! :)

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