I love bacon.  But does it have to be in EVERYTHING?

The latest one I've seen is bacon-flavored shaving cream.  I'm not sure why this would be a hot product.  It's not like you're going to EAT the shaving cream.  Or maybe someone has tried.  Who knows.

How about bacon-flavored lip balm?  Hmmm.  Okay, maybe I can get behind this one.

How about bacon-flavored sunflower seeds?  Or maybe you'd like to send someone Bacon Roses!  New parents, perhaps you'd like bacon baby formulato get your little one

loving the taste of bacon early.

And for the person who wants to take their love of bacon into eternity, there is the Bacon Coffin.  No, I'm not kidding.

Don't get me wrong.  I absolutely LOVE bacon and could eat it.  A lot.  But this *might* be getting out of hand.