It may be wrong on many levels, but I absolutely LOVE this story.  Yeah, that may make me a bad person, but I'm relatively certain I'm not alone in my feeling.

This happened in Uganda.  Some creep went into a hospital - a hospital! - and stole a cell phone from a patient. But it didn't happen in a general area.

This guy went into the isolation ward.

You know, where they isolate people because they have something contagious and/or deadly?  Yeah.

The stolen cell phone was reported.  The victim died a few days later.  Police began searching for the thief and tracked him down when he began using the phone.

Get where I'm going with this?  Yep, the guy has Ebola.

Lesson:  Don't steal.  And if you do, don't swipe something from a hospital isolation ward.

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