I was at the corner of Burton and Clyde Park in Wyoming, Mich. and I saw this billboard and after I finished pounding my head on a wall, I just had to snap a picture of it to alert you to this development.

You might have already been aware of it, but if you would like to thank me I suppose you could just send me your life savings, post-dated to May 22, 2011.

Wait. I've got one more. God wouldn't give them a sign, so they rented one. Ha!

Okay, sorry. I know that was a groaner. I just couldn't help it.

If it makes you feel better, I went to their website, and it was even more disappointing.

Anyway, since they probably won't have one prepared, you might as well tune into my radio program on Sunday May 22, 2011. I'll try to help you forget all about the world not ending. Until the next time it doesn't.