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How Much Do You Owe Mom?

Naturally, now that Mother’s Day is over, we found a pretty hilarious website that allows you to calculate how much you owe mom for giving birth to you.

This site was created by the “American Coalition for Labor Reparations” (get it, labor?).

It provides an online tool to calculate how much you owe mom, taking into account:

  • time spent in labor
  • amount of weight gained
  • number of adult beverages missed
  • number of stretch marks

…while she was pregnant with you.  You even get deductions if you came later in the birth order of if you’re a good kid and called mom on Sunday.

Okay, you’d better get going … CLICK HERE to start!

 

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