Giving Your Cat Medicine is Big Trouble
| I bring this up because our cat, Stewart has an eye infection and we have to try to give him medicine for this. And, I say TRY in the strongest of terms. What a battle! We get it done, but sometimes I wonder how.
So, for all cat-lovers out there, and the ones in the same pickle we are, I thought I would offer my, well-experienced, advice on How to Give a Cat A Pill.
How to give a cat a pill:
First, pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left
Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s
Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa.
Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm,
Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right
Call spouse in from the garden.
Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head
Get another pill from foil wrap.
Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with
Retrieve cat from neighbour’s shed.
Get another pill.
Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last
Take last pill from foil wrap.
How To Give A Dog A Pill
2. Toss it in the air.
3. All done!