Loveline co-host Mike Catherwood was the first person to leave on Dancing With The Stars last night.  His parting words: "To be mentioned alongside the names [David] Hasselhoff and [Kenny] Mayne, it puts me on the Mount Rushmore of terrible dancers."  Both of those guys were "first voted off" too.

You have to admit Mike was pretty bad.  Personally, I have no idea how he ended up on the show to begin with.  Does he really qualify as a "star".  I don't even know who he is!  Regardless, the guy had two left feet.  Odds makers were predicting that Wendy Williams would be the first one voted off but they were wrong.  Here's the rest of the story...