Do You Love Bacon? Now, Smell Like Bacon With Bacon Shaving Cream
We get all kinds of email, some real, much spam. And, of course, with spam, you just get rid of it, right? I do. I usually just mass-delete all of the stuff.
I do, however, read the lead, or headline and subject to make sure I’m not deleting something that is legitimate. And, when I read this one with the subject “Bacon Shaving Cream,” they had me hooked.
Yep, it’s bacon-scented Shaving Cream! The company who produces it says:
Yes, the world’s first bacon-scented shaving cream. Prepare to be loved, admired and possibly eaten by bears.
But Bacon lovers be warned, Bacon Shaving Cream is only here for a limited time and is in short supply, so don’t miss out. We only made 2,500 jars of this pork-scented lather of the gods and it’s available starting Wednesday November 28th at www.BaconShavingCream.com for $14.99 (including free shipping) – just in time to make for a very happy holiday season.
J&D’s Bacon Shaving Cream™ is proudly Made in America and is the highest quality meat-scented shaving cream on the market today. Bacon Shaving Cream is a high end, luxurious bacon-scented shaving cream for all skin types. It is best used after a hot shower or before an important date with someone you may want to spend the rest of your life with. Our rich creamy moisturizers and hearty essential oils ensure a high-performance, velvety smooth shaving experience. Our advanced heat-activated aromatic technology lasts for hours and delivers maximum bacon scent when you need it most.
Honestly, this is no joke! And, as if that’s not enough, they’re also offering Bacon Roses (they smell like Bacon) and Smell the Bacon Stickers.
Okay, this is a guy thing. We love our bacon. Bacon anything. Can’t get enough of it. So, now you can actually smell like fried bacon. Nothing better! But, what about the ladies. Are they really going to dig us smelling like bacon? Or, better yet, giving your sweetheart and dozen, bacon-smelling roses? Now there’s a lot of love.