Humor

DEAR JOJO: I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Hipster Santa Claus. Papa says, ‘If you hear it on the Jojo Show, it’s so.’ Please tell me the truth; is there a hipster version of Santa Claus?

I hate the time change, and the fall turn back is the worst. Sure, you gain an hour's sleep, but it also gets dark at 4 in the afternoon. Don't be a government lackey. Rise Up! Resist the time change!

Prepare to be amazed by the wonders of magic and illusion.

What do moustaches, Hawaiian shirts, 80's TV, and baseball have in common? Not as much as you think!

You read that right. The eclipse is too popular a topic, and that pisses them off. They feel it detracts from any focus on coal.

It's a hot real estate market, but it doesn't hurt to show a little flair when trying to get top dollar for your house.

After a long day of shopping at Walmart, a 76-year-old woman finally decided it was time she got home, probably to watch Matlock, and wanted to get home as quickly as possible. How could she get home the fastest? Why I-75, of course! It didn't matter that her transportation was her Amigo mobility scooter.

In honor of Michigan being named the cheapest place to buy beer in the nation, my listeners and I came up with this list of cheap beers you drank when times were tough. But let's face it, times are ALWAYS tough. And while many of these brews no longer exist, they live on in our deep, dank memories. Bad, bad memories.

We found a bunch of weird Pringles flavors, and wondered...do these things actually taste like what they say they do? So I gathered some of our staff to have a little taste test.

It's someone's job in state government in Lansing to try and think of every nasty and possibly insulting name they can imagine to ban those license plates from our innocent eyes on Michigan roads. With a list of well over 27,000 banned names, they've covered almost every angle.

While exploring the grounds of what was the Traverse City State Mental Hospital, a hiker stumbled across some graffiti painted on the side of one of the structures which spoke to a truth we all know. Or should know.

Some things are for sure. So, expect what’s supposed to be an intimate evening with the Trailer Park Boys to quickly go off the rails. Thursday, August 24 will never be the same again.