I vaguely remember an episode of "Seinfeld" where Elaine compared mens' bodies to Jeeps.
If you're a Seinfeld buff, you might remember the scene, but if not, the message was that men are not inherently sexy or exotic; more for utility than show. At least that's what I took away from it, and I completely understand the philosophy. I get it. Men are trucks, women are sports cars or limos or something. I'm fine with the analogy. Here's why.
That's right. The world is coming to an end, so say your prayers and kiss your butt goodbye.
A nearby star is going to explode in 2012, lighting up the sky like nothing in history. It is just as the Mayan calendar predicted. The end times are nearly here. Fire and brimstone shall be cast upon us by vile aliens as the Earth is immolated just like the prophesies of old so clearly indicated. Why, oh why didn't we listen?
We are hearing news stories about arms reduction these days, but America's Missileers are still waiting in those lonely remote bunkers, ready for orders to unleash nuclear death at the president's single word of command...
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