Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Britney Spears Tops Forbes’ List of Highest Earning Female Musicians
Don't call it a comeback. Except do -- because Britney Spears has once again reclaimed her throne as the Queen of Pop, raking in more money this year than her fellow female singers.
And you thought that downward spiral into head-shaving and shoelessness spelled her demise.
Amanda Seyfried Rapped on ‘Ellen’ Dressed as a Frog and Now We Want to Marry Her [VIDEO]
Amanda Seyfried is quickly becoming our celebrity BFF.
Earlier this week on 'Late Night With David Letterman,' she admitted that her intense stage fright means she needs to get her drink on before she goes on talk shows.
And then she proved the point when she stopped by 'The Ellen DeGeneres Show' and did an impromptu rap. With a frog mask on her head.
Lindsay Lohan Calls Off Her Interview With Barbara Walters
Lindsay Lohan will sadly not be amusing us via a one-on-one interview with ABC's Barbara Walters as planned, because for some reason all the network wants to talk about is how much of a trainwreck LiLo is.
UNPOSSIBLE.
Remember When Katt Williams Said He Was Retiring? Yeah, Never Mind.
A mere four days ago comedian Katt Williams tearfully retired from stand-up after his stay in Seattle went bad. And by "went bad" we mean the police did not appreciate him terrorizing families at a local restaurant.
Ashton Kutcher Is Steve Jobs and It’s Actually Kinda Terrifying
Yes, Ashton Kutcher will still be starring as Steve Jobs in the biopic tentatively titled 'jOBS,' and yes, we still think they should consider changing the name.
Maybe 'iJobs.' Or 'Steve iJobs.' Or 'Steve Jobs Now Lives in the iClouds.' Something.
John Travolta Is Using His Scientology Powers to Heal People Now
Thanks to the mystical alien powers of Scientology, John Travolta can now heal the sick, raise the dead and fly. Or at least “cure” injured people of debilitating pain thanks to a special super secret technique called “an assist.”
Yeah, we know. Just smile and nod. It's safest that way.
Alicia Keys Is So Good, She Can Even Make the ‘Gummi Bears’ Theme Song Soulful [VIDEOS]
Songbird Alicia Keys recently went on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon' to promote her upcoming album 'Girl on Fire.' And, at the behest of Fallon, she performed a cover of the 'Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears' television show theme. Because why not.
Happy Friday. Here’s a ‘Big Bang Theory’ Flash Mob. [VIDEO]
Despite Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe' being the most played (and therefore the most reviled) song of the year, you're dead inside if you're not amused by this flash mob organized by 'The Big Bang Theory' cast and crew to surprise their show runners.
Catherine Zeta-Jones Bravely Talks About Her Bipolar Disorder
In the December issue of InStyle, actress Catherine Zeta-Jones opened up about how things have changed since she went public with her bipolar disorder in 2011.
We'd like to officially award her this imaginary Heroine of the Year Award. Seriously.
Robert Pattinson + Jimmy Fallon Have a Water Fight Even We Found Adorable [VIDEO]
We admit we tool on Robert Pattinson pretty hard around here sometimes, but it's less about him and more about his taste in women and the annoying movie franchise that is 'Twilight.'
But in his Nov. 8 appearance on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,' he was kind of adorable -- even to us -- when he gamely climbed into a big wooden tub and had a water fight with Fallon.
Bobby Brown Drinks His Way to a DUI Hat Trick
Hide your kids, hide your wife, Bobby Brown is on the road.
Every little step the former New Edition singer takes seems to land him in a jail cell -- this time for his second DUI of the year, and his third overall.