11 Of The Best Beer Koozies For Tailgating And Where To Buy Them
Tailgate season is one of the best times of year. Beer, grilling, football, friends… how can you go wrong? You can't really, other than a warm beer or a cold hand. Well, now you can drink in style and comfort with 11 of the best beer koozies for tailgating!
What is the old saying…? Oh yeah, “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.” Well, now your doctor can tell you to “Take one can by mouth, repeat until intoxicated.” I'd say this is much better advice than an apple a day.
Scare your friends, intimidate the police, and just look like a general badass with your brand new handgun koozie! It's the most fun you'll have waving a gun around while intoxicated.
The perfect way to keep your alcoholism low key. You don't want people in your business and they don't have to be anymore! Fool your friends, co-workers, family, and police! (Note: Please don't fool your friends, co-workers, family, and police.)
It's a hands-free tailgate when you have 1/2 a case strapped across your chest! A friend of mine rocks this out at every MSU tailgate (GO GREEN!) You can either use these beers to keep you loaded all morning, or if you are feeling generous you have a belt of friend making devices at your disposal.
Not only does this koozie keep your entire hand warm for cold tailgates, but it also gives you license to have impromptu drunken boxing matches! Who doesn't love two drunken idiots punching each other?
Not everyone enjoys the warm second half of a 40oz beer. So, for those of you who still want the high class feel of a paper bag 40, you can now pick up the 40oz bottle suit for your 12oz beers. Oh how convenient life has become.
When listing 11 of the coolest koozies you can buy, one must be sure to include the Duff Beer koozie. Who doesn't want to look like Homer when enjoying a frosty beer? And, when drinking out of a Duff beer koozie, who can honestly say that you might have a problem? In the immortal words of Duffman “Duffman is thrusting in the general direction of the problem!”
Some people might find this a little off-putting, but those people probably have never taken a ride on the blackout express. Most tailgaters realize that their is a good chance that they will end their morning/afternoon/evening praying to the porcelain messiah.
I wouldn't recommend this for the single guy. It's more of a “Hey, I am in a committed relationship and looking for another way to make my wife/girlfriend uncomfortable in a public setting.” That being said, it still would kick ass at a tailgate even if you are single.
Bring back your college days with a Red Solo Cup koozie. Relive all those times you passed out in a parking lot of a frat house and woke up chalk-lined in Solo Cups. I know it doesn't have the luster of the toilet koozie, but it still gets the job done.
This has to be one of the coolest koozie ideas ever. A guy on ebay can make you a koozie with your family's tartan. A common Scottish pastime is drinking heavily, and now you can do it while supporting your clan!